Breaking Awesome News: HHS Secretary Alex Azar will be appearing at a drug store in Metairie tomorrow!

We at Vorpal-Pen have just learned through our high-quality, pesticide-free, bursting with juicy goodness grapevine that United States Secretary of Health and Human Services Alex Azar will be appearing at Chateau Drugs in Metairie, located at 3544 West Esplanade Avenue, at around 2:00 pm tomorrow, February 6th.  It is our understanding that he will be there to answer questions as to why prescription drug prices are so unfairly exorbitant.  Secretary Azar is a great man and a great Republican.  So we just wanted to spread the good news!!

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