“Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.” — Mark Twain
Let’s face it, Twain had it right on all points there, my fellow conservatives. We suffer fools certainly on a…
Category: humor
And You Think Elaine Couldn’t Stop Laughing at the Pez Dispenser?
And You Think Elaine Couldn’t Stop Laughing at the Pez Dispenser?1 I know a man who is a number…
School Days, School Days, Good Ole Socialist Rule Days
This whole Third Red Scare thing with Ocasio-Cortez and Bernie Sanders out there scaring the wits out of people, having…
“Don’t believe any false rumors, unless you hear them from me.” — New Orleans Mayor Vic Schiro
Er, well, it makes sense if you think really hard about not thinking too hard about it. The important thing…
Eric’s Alternative Shakespeare
O, beware, my Lord, the autodidacts; They seek the truth on their own and will not be mocked By the…
“Many a liberal tweak makes America weak.” — Eric Schneller
I stopped eating canned tuna when they took the dolphin out of it. The taste went downhill. There were plenty…
“Stop saying that!” — Count Rugen, The Princess Bride, 1987
I can’t stand when people use the overblown expression “to the right of Attila the Hun” to describe conservatives. Despite…
“Are you telling us absolutely everything?” — Airplane II, 1982
What I am about to reveal has nothing to do with being out of coffee. As a conservative it is…
Holy snowflakes, Batman!
All right, apparently I’ve been living under a really large rock, really far downrange. That’s because I must be the…