Fix It NOW!NOLA, future 501(c)(4) conservative nonprofit
https://www.gofundme.com/f/fix-it-nownola-future-501c4-conservative-np
Fix It NOW!NOLA will serve as both ground zero and the first local chapter of the 501(c)(4) conservative nonprofit Fix Our Cities!NOW. The main purpose of this movement will be to shower big city liberal mayors and their unscrupulous minions with not only a sanitizing amount but also an absolutely ionizing amount of sunlight. To this end, we will use a new and highly creative and perfectly legal approach. It will NOT involve the typically unimaginative left-wing approach of using violence, vandalism, arson, and general mayhem. What it WILL involve will be a unique formula for getting under the skin of liberals and will feel worse for them than a combined army of bed bugs and botflies. And best of all, being that we are not humorless liberals, we will do it all with a BIG smile.
We have chosen to begin operations in New Orleans not just because we live here but because of how NOLA has achieved lost city status at the hands of mayors LaToya Cantrell and Mitch Landrieu. These two unmitigated knuckleheads have destroyed our beautiful city by selfishly pursuing political correctness, pushing socialist practices, engineering racial discord, bringing immoral levels of taxation, manacling the fine men and women of the NOPD, and even embracing the deadly sin of unabashed narcissism – all in lieu of infrastructure improvement, pro-active law enforcement, better schools, ending corruption in city government, and reducing crime, reducing crime, reducing crime…in addition to about a thousand other things they were supposed to do.
(Don’t worry, it is not lost on us that there are many other Cantrells and Landrieus out there screwing up other big cities in America. They come in all races, creeds, and colors. They are all drunk on liberalism. And they are all in our sights.)
The basic organizational and operational aspects of this movement will be scalable in that operations can start small in any given city and then be ratcheted up considerably. And they will be replicable in that operations can be started in virtually any big city on fairly short notice by using the established model.
The key to everything of course is funding. Funding will determine how quickly operations are able to begin and then how quickly they can grow. And funding will be structured in the following three phases:
PHASE I FUNDING
This is to pay the legal costs of nonprofit formation and essential counseling and is being done, for obvious reasons, as an INDIVIDUAL gofundme campaign. Initial funding will also be used to some extent to establish a basic internet presence. However, as soon as these goals are accomplished, Phase II Funding will begin.
PHASE II FUNDING
This phase will begin by immediately converting the current campaign to one under the NONPROFIT gofundme category. Funds will be used to begin and sustain operations.
PHASE III FUNDING
This phase simply represents ongoing funding efforts. It will be handled strictly through the DONATIONS section of the Fix Our Cities!NOW website, and all gofundme usage will cease.
A Special Note About How Our Operations Will Be Conducted
So, are we leaving anything out? YOU BET WE ARE. Operational security is key to the success of our very first operation. After that it still will be important but not as critical for reasons that cannot be discussed here. That said, major donors who are willing to sign an NDA will receive a full briefing.
What we are planning is going to be really unique and really effective. Please consider helping us with your donations. You’ll have a ton of fun kicking back and watching this bold new spectator sport.
